Channeling Funnies

Channeling Funnies - Created in Canva by Pauline

Through the years that I have been channeling Spirit, both Seth and other entities have come up with what, to me, are hilarious tidbits. I'll take you through some of them here. This is also to let you know that Spirit isn't always serious about things.

If we might interject?

Please.

Even if a person were not to channel being serious all the time is just not conducive to joy. Being humorous can take your stress levels down a notch or two. It can totally alter the footing upon which you stand. Imagine you being in an office, trying your hardest to impress both your co-workers and whatever supervisors are about. Your fly is open. Or, as Pauline's mother experienced, a trail of toilet paper that stuck to the sole of her shoe. It gets rid of pretense and can make you human again. Our blessings and let the stories roll!

Oh, that's funny. Yes, it did happen to my mother. She and Dad weren't married yet. He'd taken her to the fights. In those days, people got dressed up for boxing matches, and she was all dolled up. Went to the ladies' room and came back with several feet of toilet paper stuck to her shoe. 

From 2021: I have to tell you a Channeling Funny I heard yesterday. I was watching the news, which was not all that pleasant. I turned it off abruptly and sat thinking about how so many Republicans seem to be so combative these days. A voice in Spirit said to me, “We’re not letting any of them in right now”. I laughed so hard. I thought that was hilarious. Of course, they were teasing, but it really tickled my funny bone.

From a long time ago. It had to have been before I retired in 2016: While I’m walking to and from work, I like to say the Hail Mary prayer. Sometimes it calms me down. A few days ago, as I was walking to work, I began to think my recitation of the prayer had moved toward a rote manner, and I thought I wasn’t really putting enough of the right effort into the prayer.

In the world of channeling, many times I take it for granted all the Folk in Spirit I talk to. In any case, Mary said to me, “Why don’t we just talk and have a conversation?” That one really surprised me. I was a little shy. I usually am, but I slowly warmed up to the idea of talking with her. We didn’t say a whole lot that day. I just marveled that she’d offered to talk to me.

 It was the next morning, as I was getting out of the shower, that I stubbed my toe or stumbled into something. I can’t even remember what I did. But I did say, “Jesus!” Then, I remembered Mary might be nearby. I was quiet for a few seconds and then asked her, “What did you used to say?” She said, “Zeus“.

 From 2014: People think that when you channel with Spirit that a person would only do so when there was something of real importance to talk about. As if you would only do so with the big questions like: “Is there life after death?” or “Is it painful to die?”

 I channel all the time. I think it helps to make me a better channel. Anyway, I was at the White Elephant Sale yesterday in Oakland in the kitchen wares section. In years past I’d picked up interesting coffee mugs, but I was going to steer past that section this time as our cupboard is full to overflowing with mugs. In fact, I’d gotten rid of several of them a few months ago.

 So, I’m wandering around and the guides urged me toward the coffee cups. I objected noting the full cupboard of cups at home. Nope….another urging toward the coffee cups. Okay, I’m game. I went and poked around a little. Then, getting into the browsing I decided that having a coffee mug with a thin lip to it was a worthwhile search. I found one but it was on a pedestal and it wasn’t as large as my other mugs. When I want a cup of coffee, I want a CUP of coffee.

 I had pretty much looked at all the cups and decided I wasn’t going to find anything and I get another, “Wait, keep looking.” from the guides. So, I kept looking and found a mug with cherubim on it. I said, “Is this what you wanted me to find?” It was funny.

This happened a long time ago. I dropped half a gallon of milk on the kitchen floor. It was full. The splash was like the movies. It went kaboom. Milk went everywhere. It exploded. I was so astonished I couldn't say anything, although I was gearing up for some really choice words. Seth interrupted me by saying, "Oh, happy accident". It did take the wind out of my sails. On the bright side, and I believe this was where the happy came into play was the kitchen floor got washed like it hadn't been washed in years. So, years and years later, when something happens like that, well, I take a deep breath and say to myself, "Oh, happy accident".

Another time, I asked Seth if he had ever met an alien. There was a really long pause. I thought maybe I had overstepped the line and asked something I shouldn't have asked. Finally he said, "Who do you think you've been talking to all this time?" See, Spirit is technically invisible. It's made up of flashes of energy and sparkly stuff, like star stuff. Technically not of the body. Not of Earth. So, an extraterrestrial being. Yes, an alien.

This was from back in the day when I was working, so sometime before 2016. I was in a really bad mood going to work. I can't remember why, but hey, that stuff happens. Anyway, I'd just gotten in the car and all of a sudden everybody around me in the other cars was driving like they'd gotten their driver's licenses out of boxes of Cracker Jacks. They were driving horribly. They were too close to me; they had boxed me in, slowing down in front of me, tailgaiting me from behind, and way too close on my left side in the other lane. It was frightening, and it made me angry. So, I said they were all as*holes. Two things happened. Seth said, "Yes, everybody has one." And then he said something that also got my attention. He said, "Remember, they can see your mouth moving."

I will update this page as time goes by. I don't believe Spirit has lost its sense of humor, and there will be more. Thanks for reading.

🌺Pauline Evanosky🌺