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I’m going to write a book about how to be a psychic. Mostly,
I would imagine folks would do this for thrills and chills and whatever else
they could think of that would satisfy, what can I say, is a sort of warped
sense of fun. I have one. I can spot it a mile away.
Yes, it might make you wealthy, though I wouldn’t count on
it. Yes, it is undoubtedly fun. Yes, you’re going to learn a lot. Yes, you’ll
probably develop a deeper relationship with God.
Yes, you will learn patience. Yes, you will learn to look at
life as an optimistic sort of person. Yes, you will eventually learn to forgive
both yourself and others. And, yes, you could learn a foreign language.
Oh, and did I mention you will never, ever be able to get away with anything again in your life? Somebody will bring up whatever bad thing you did and want to talk to you about it. Over and over again, so, yes, learning how to be psychic will turn you into the goodiest two-shoes person you've ever seen in your life. Which is a good thing.
There are pros and cons to this type of life all over the place. In my opinion, the pros outweigh the cons. Besides, you're supposed to be a responsible adult, anyway, right?
It’s not that difficult, and no, it won’t cost a lot of
money. What it will cost you is time.
It might take years, or if you are psychically and
emotionally sturdy enough, it might take ten minutes. It took me at least 5 years of
concentrated study. Actually, more than that because I started all of this in my teens. I just didn't know exactly which tree I was barking up. But that’s just me. Everybody else seemed to take less
time. I’ve always learned at my own speed. Sometimes it is fast. Most times it
is slow. You could very well learn it faster than I did.
You will develop stamina that will spill over into every aspect
of your life. You might need to quit doing drugs, quit drinking, or quit
smoking. If you've got a vice be assured your Spirit Guide will have something to say about it.
You might want to buy the accouterments of the trade, like a
crystal ball, Tibetan singing bowls, or methods of divination, like a deck of
Tarot cards, the Runes, or a pendulum.
Myself? I’ve got the prettiest round red table out on my
patio. It will need a fresh coat of paint in the spring, but this is the year I
will sit there in a meditative state and try to get it to start tipping for me.
That’s about as dramatic as I want to get with being psychic. That table has
been out there for the last six years or so. It’s lovely for a glass of iced
tea and a book, but I’d really, really like it to start moving around. I would
not be averse if it were to start out with table tapping. Or, even if it were to be a vibrating table. I could accept that.
Table Tipping – Table Tapping – Tomato – Tomahto
Perhaps I could work on having smoke come out of my
fingertips, which actually happened once, but I’ve not been able to get it to
happen again.
Other than those very visible things of proof of psychic
activity, I have nothing that can prove I am a psychic. Oh, sure, sometimes I
say things that I really have no possible way of knowing, but I think everybody
does that occasionally. See, I believe that we are all born psychic. It just
sort of goes away as we get older, unless you are living with a house of
psychics and the psychic activity that goes on isn’t discouraged. Otherwise,
you’re like I was, and at 30, I decided I wanted to be a psychic too. It wasn’t
until I was 38 that things actually began happening. Now, I’m 70 years old, so
I’ve been doing this a long time.
I could teach you.
I haven’t written any books yet, though I have written a ton
of articles about it and about life as an old lady. Who knew your eyebrows were
going to start growing backwards once you got old enough? Nobody ever told me
that. And white nose hairs? Shoot, if you don’t keep them trimmed, people are
going to think you’ve got boogers in your nose.
Enough of the old lady stuff. What I want to do is to
organize all of my tips and tricks into a book or several books, and if you are
drawn to them, you will have a pretty good chance of developing your own psychic
abilities.
See, there is something else I want to do. Instead of
becoming an expert CEO and running my own ad campaign, I would like to actively
use the Laws of Manifestation to get people to either buy my books or to follow
and build up interest in all the different places I write. You will find links
to all that at the end of this article.
Walk like you talk.
Now, the interesting thing about being a psychic is that you
don’t have to be pleasant all the time. I went through menopause as a psychic.
Other than being extremely blunt some times, I was able through those years to
improve my own life significantly. For that, I needed to begin building
boundaries. That’s just me, and it doesn’t have to be you. But handling the
great responsibility of being a psychic is to pay attention to your own good
mental and emotional health.
A little bit of therapy goes a long way, no matter if you
want to be psychic or not. It’s just a terrific way to become a sensible,
mature human being.
Oh, but before you do any of this, you have to not be afraid.
Being afraid is going to stop you in your tracks no matter
what you want to do.
The thing is, people who are not particularly psychic are
unused to comments from invisible people. A person suffering from schizophrenia
is like a person sitting in the middle of a circle of folding chairs. There is
a radio on each of those chairs, tuned to a different talk show or music
station. They are all turned up to the maximum volume, and they are all playing
at once.
That's enough to make you feel like pulling out your hair.
For a minute, for a couple of days in the beginning of
getting a connection to that other realm, that psychic space, it is as confusing
as that. Not as bad, just confusing. With me, I spent a few days saying to my
Spirit Guide, “Did you just say something, or did I think it?” It was difficult for me to differentiate the two. It didn’t last long, but it was there. It was
awkward.
Also, in the beginning, Folk in Spirit talk about strange
things. This is why you are not encouraged to talk to Babe Ruth or Johnny
Carson right off the bat. Some of those FIS (Folk in Spirit) have odd things to say. Just for
that first year, you talk solely to your Spirit Guide. And don’t blab it around,
or people will think you’ve gone off the deep end. Oh, and don't ever, ever take any financial advice from them. That's me covering my a$$. Although, I have to say they are a hoot to go shopping for groceries with. They will find you some good deals.
What happens during the time that you are learning to be
psychic, you are also unlearning every single thing your own sense of reality
is based on. This is why I say you cannot be afraid. You are in control every
single stinking minute. Yes, pigs can fly, but take it slowly, and the answer
will eventually be revealed.
Anyway, those are my plans. I just need an outline to get
started. It’s time.
Happy New Year and all that.
🌺 Pauline
Evanosky
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