Practicing Podcasts and Some Channeling

 

Please note that channeling from my Spirit Guide, Seth, is in a bold italic font.

I’m going to pretend something this morning. I’m going to pretend I’ve got a podcast. I’m only trying to get used to the idea, so if you have experience with podcasts, please feel free to step in.

Anyway, it’s Friday morning as I sit here in my study. I can’t see anything, because my eyes are closed. It’s a pretty day outside, and I’d much rather be outside doing this, but we’ve got neighbors who can hear us fart up here. I’m not sure what they would think of a podcast going on. Please tell me this is not a consideration.

There, I just heard a door close downstairs.

Okay, so I’m supposing having a list of things to talk about would be a good start. I don’t want to be reading it, but having a list would likely be a good first step.

  • How is the weather?
  • Have you had breakfast?
  • This is what I plan on doing today. How about you?

You know what? This sounds boring. Okay, I’ve got a different idea. Since I’m a psychic channel, maybe I can talk about that stuff.

  • How is waking up for me any different than anybody else?
  • When do you think you should talk to your Spirit Guide?
  • Do you pray?

Okay, that sounds more to the point. What do you think, Seth?

You want my opinion?

Please.

Well, the part about when you should talk to your Spirit Guide sounds intriguing. The answer to that is, of course, any old time you want to. The waking up bit isn’t that much different than anybody else. However, you could talk about how we serve as your own internal alarm clock at times. When you ask to be awakened at 4:55 am, we are pleased to do it.

I’d have to try it out some to make sure it would happen like that.

Why would you think it would not?

Well, I tend to shoot for the moon and not get 50 feet off the ground at times.

Dear, we are the ones waking you up. You need have no worries about that. If we say we’re going to do something, then we will do it. Sans winning lottery numbers.

I’m uneasy.

Why?

I don’t know.

Your husband is listening to something, and you can’t tell what it is.

It’s annoying.

It’s likely something disparaging against your president.

Aren’t you supposed to capitalize that?

He would have you do that. He would also like to be equated with God. Vote for me, and you vote for God.

Jesus.

You want to talk to him, too?

I don’t know.

Well, we’d have to make some allowances here, as you have not yet broken your fast.

Seth?

Hmmm?

Do you remember the old radio shows? Like with Jack Benny?

Yes.

Maybe we should do something like that. You and me.

Why not? There is no rule at all that we couldn’t do something like that.

Well, I think people, if they knew you were going to be channeling, might expect you to go on and on about something. That’s not what you and I do when we get to bantering.

No, it is not. Does this bother you?

It’s private. I don’t want to change it.

Why would you?

Well, people might think I’m making it up or that I’m schizoid.

You mean Schizophrenic?

Yes. But I couldn’t spell that.

That’s what your spell checker is for. See, you still have your training wheels on. Just imagine that you’ve taken them off, and we can just have a nice conversation.

About what?

About anything. It need not be scripted. Just relax.

It feels funny.

How so?

It feels emotional.

Why would it do that?

I’m trying to relax, and it’s not working.

Here. Allow me. You’re safe.

I wish I still drank.

I know.

Seth?

Yes?

This is just like me. I can’t do it.

You’re doing everything right.

That’s debatable.

You’re talking with Spirit, aren’t you?

Yes.

Well, what more do you want?

I don’t know. Say something that Spirit might say.

Like what?

Like, tell me it’s all going to be okay.

Ah, fear, then.

Yes, about fear.

Do you know what fear is?

No, please tell me.

Fear is you being prepared, except you think that getting wet will be the most tragic thing to happen in your life. Getting rained on is okay as long as you aren’t out in the rain too long, and you can dry off quickly once you do get inside. Your mother used to panic when it would begin raining, and you were all outside.

Yes, I remember.

She wanted to get under cover because of her hair, and trying to dry off five panicked and crying children was a chore.

Is that all it was?

Yes. Something happened, you took a fear of getting wet well into your adulthood without actually having a sensible reason why, and once you realized where it all came from, you decided that getting wet was okay.

I remember that now.

Seth?

Yes?

I think Yuri wants to visit.

Did you notice Dennis told her you were writing?

Yes.

That was thoughtful of him. It was also smart that you got back to writing just in case she came back to see you playing Solitaire.

You must think I’m a wuss.

What does it matter what I think you are? You are who you are. You have pretty much zero experience with children. It would be natural that you are acting like this.

Seth?

Yes?

I think that’s a lot of hooey.

Yes, I understand.

Hey, thanks.

You are welcome.

And, thanks to you, my dear reader, for having lasted this far. I’d especially love to hear a podcast with somebody and their Spirit Guide.

Or you could talk to Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.

Really?

Yes, we can book them. They could be your first.

I’d like to talk to Mr. Ed.

That can be arranged.

I’ve left this piece on my desktop for a few days. I felt like it was finished, but something wasn’t right. Turns out it just had to sit, and it was also me showing more of my underbelly than I normally do. As TalkingtoSpirit.com is a teaching site, I realized this morning that showing you my own vulnerability with my Spirit Guide was important. I hope you’ve enjoyed this piece, whoever you are. I feel like I did my job today, too.

So, thanks for reading. Come back again. I’m all over the internet, but TalkingtoSpirit.com? It was the first place I began writing back in 2001 and earlier.

 ðŸŒº Pauline Evanosky

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